I love this caption. Had I known back then what I would become, I would have looked for a wife that is closer to my size. ;-)
The reason that my clothes don't match up to your body is because they are made for a real genetic woman like myself. Now that I know that you crossdress it is time to get you fitted for lingerie that will fit your body.
Why didn't you come to me earlier that you like to crossdress? I will be more than happy to take you to the mall for a complete girly makeover.